As some of you know, I don’t drive. Yup, I am 35 years old and I have never had my drivers license. I did take my test once…and failed. I was so nervous and made a couple of stupid mistakes. I know I really should try to get it, but I am terrified of getting in an accident again…
In my case it’s not a fear of my own driving, it’s a fear of other peoples driving. You see it’s a control thing. I can’t control how other people drive, and frankly I don’t trust them. I wish I could go to my local Jeep dealer and snag me a vehicle with a built in force field. Then I would feel safe! All the crazy drivers would just bounce right off me!
Maybe I could go to a Dodge dealer and get a Dodge Grand Caravan…because I have to have the mom mini van ya know. Equip that sucker with a force field, DVD players for the kids, a state of the art stereo system so I can rock out just to embarrass my the children in only a way a mom could and get a back seat mute button, so I wouldn’t hear them fighting. Maybe then I could actually lessen my husbands burden and be responsible for carting the children around and doing all the errands. Ok Car people….get right on that!
What kind of things would make up your perfect car?